GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Treat from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the latest craze on Earth! But is it safe? This otherworldly concoction, made from unknown fruits and unfamiliar plants, has left scientists baffled. Should you avoid it at all costs? Speculation runs rampant about the effects of this mystifying juice. Some claim it grants superhuman